Activities
Valentine’s Day Jokes
- Love is in the air, and Valentine’s Day is just around the corner! As Valentine’s Day nears, let’s sprinkle in some light-hearted laughs with kid-friendly jokes that’ll surely spark joy in the classroom or at home. So, whether you’re jazzing up a school party, hosting a family shindig, or just want to send a little cheer someone’s way, whipping out these jokes is your surefire bet for sparking joy in the hearts of youngsters. Gear up for a good laugh and some warm fuzzies with these playful Valentine’s Day quips guaranteed to set hearts soaring with giggles!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you on Valentine’s Day!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce be together forever, Valentine!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much you mean to me?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you a whole bunch, Valentine!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Banana split, but my heart won’t split from yours!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad we’re spending Valentine’s Day together?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me why I love you so much!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo, but I love you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for Valentine’s Day hugs!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the love I have for you in my heart!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you on Valentine’s Day, my love!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your hugs and kisses make my heart race!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce celebrate Valentine’s Day with lots of love!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water way to spend Valentine’s Day than with you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you, Valentine, because you stole my heart!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Berry. Berry who? Berry happy to be your Valentine!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you, Valentine!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sheriff. Sheriff who? Sheriff you love me too?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and see that I love you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and be my Valentine!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you on Valentine’s Day!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Valentine’s Day, my dear!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for a Valentine’s Day date!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lionel. Lionel who? Lionel be your Valentine!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your hugs and kisses are the best!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open up, I have a Valentine’s surprise for you!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juan. Juan who? Juan more day until Valentine’s Day!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for a sweet Valentine’s Day treat!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy you be my Valentine, please?
